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Snowman Gone Wrong

Bob woke up one morning and was for some unknown reason indescribably excited. He jumped up and looked out the window to find… what else? Snow on the ground outside. He quickly got dressed, ran downstairs, and out the door. He immediately got started on building a snowman. When he was finished he went inside and ate dinner, then went to bed. He was restless and couldn’t sleep that night though. He got up and went outside to check on his snowman. The snowman came to life and began chasing the boy in circles, trying to kill him by strangling him. Bob tried to shake him off by swerving through trees and bushes. The snowman finally ran into a tree and fell over, appearing to be unconscious. Bob didn't dare move, because he was scared that the snowman would suddenly jump up and try to kill him again. When the snowman woke back up he looked at Bob and cheerfully said in a very annoying British accent,

"Hello dear boy. What might your name be?"

Bob quickly stammered back, "A-a-are y-you go-gonna eat m-m-me?"  "Goodness no child! Why would I do such an outrageous thing?"
Replied the snowman in surprise.
"But just a minute ago you were trying to kill me!!!"
Bob screamed at the top of his lungs.  
"Oh dear me. I am terribly sorry. That happens sometimes when we snowmen come to life. It's very rare though."
The snowman replied.
"I'm alright now though, don't worry. So now what should we do?"
The snowman asked.
"I don't know. Can I trust you?"
Bob asked in a bored tone of voice.
"Of course you can boy. What did you say your name was again?"
"I didn't. What did you say your name was?"
"I didn't, but it's Jeffry. What's yours?"
"Bob.”